look at the zombies down in the street below
I wanna be just like them
life in the horde seems so much more comfortable
than foraging for spam and vicodin
you and angie say you never wanna give up
well if that’s what you really want, good luck


I think I wanna be a zombie
I wanna go join the horde
I used to have some silly moral stance against it
but then I just got bored


there’s no real reward to staying alive
just an obligation to keep fighting
and angela says that the human things to try
but I don’t really understand why that is
what makes you so self-righteous just because you’ve got a pulse?
what makes you so self-righteous just because you’ve got a pulse?


oh yeah I wanna be a zombie
just like all of my old friends
if the robots don’t get you the horde will
and we’re all going to the same place in the end


I think I wanna be a zombie
I wanna commit zombiecide
oh yeah I wanna be a zombie
cuz I’m already dead inside
I wanna be a zombie
oh yeah I wanna be a zombie
I think I wanna be a zombie
don’t you guys wanna be zombies?

look at all the zombies
there’s so many zombies
all the cool kids are zombies
I wanna be a zombie.