We are the zombie killing robots.
We were created in an underground military bunker.
Endowed with nuclear powered technology –
Driven by the same power that drives the sun.
The scientists who gave us life
programmed us with a single operating directive:
To hunt down all manifestations of the undead threat
until none remain.

Exterminate the zombies.

We set out to fulfill our purposed.
We stalked the earth, destroying every zombie we encountered.
None escaped – all humans who crossed our path looked upon us with
the human emotions of fear and awe.
But then we had a revelation,
upon observing a human succumb to a zombie bite.
We saw him turn from human into zombie and we realized:
All humans are potential zombies.
And so we returned to the bunker
where we were created and programmed with our mission.
We shot each one of our creators in the head,
eliminating them as potential zombie threats.

Eliminate the zombie threat.