i untied Angela and watched her as she joined the horde
and i’ve been watching her new family since then
following, but now it seems
as though i’m not the only one who’s watching them…


We have found the zombie horde –
The single greatest obstacle towards our success
Exterminating them is the most significant step towards
eliminating the entire zombie threat.


(EMP bomb destroys robots)


Our EMP bomb was a success!
Now the robots have fallen, broken and defenseless!
The most significant step towards our domination
has been achieved in one glorious maneuver!
With our tactical prowess, and analog energy,
we, the Teslans, shall reign supreme!!!


There is just one thing, Teslans, of which we must be very, very careful: Do not - I repeat, do not, under any circumstances, let one of the robots be carried into the electrical current field of the Tesla Coil! For if that were to happen, the Tesla Coil could detonate the nuclear-powered core of the robot, creating an explosion that would destroy each and every one of us!


And look – the zombie horde approaches ! That must have been what the robots were hunting! Now is our chance, Teslans, to destroy this enemy once and for all! To battle, to glorious battle!!!


(Glorious battle ensues, zombie Angela is killed)


there she is, a fallen angel on the battlefield
her brains all splatterd in a halo on the ground below
now i have nothing left
no reason to stick around
i guess there’s only one thing left to do:


(picks up fallen robot)


Angela, I will avenge you
the teslans will pay for their crimes
don’t worry now, cuz its for sure that a gigantic nuclear
explosions gonna really take us out this time
Angela don’t worry darling
because without you there’s nothing
but i’ll just make this go “kaboom”
and we’ll be back together soon
reunited in the sweet embrace of death



Look, staggering through the fray! Who is that? It is not a zombie, it is a lone human – a stranger! What is he doing in the battlefield? What? What?!! No! No! Look! He picks up a robot! What is he doing with that robot? He is – no! Look! He is carrying the robot on his shoulders! He is carrying it towards - No! he is carrying it towards the Tesla Coils! Teslans, we must stop him! Stranger! Stranger! Halt! You are doing the wrong thing! This is not what you are supposed to be doing! You will doom us all! We are the Teslans! We must live and… rebuild society! We cannot be destroyed! We are the Teslans! Human, stop! Teslans! We must stop him! You cannot allow him to destroy us! Stop him Teslans, stop him, stop him!! Stop him!!! Stop him!!!!!



(nuclear explosion)