We are the Teslans!
We will rebuild society (with analog technology)!
The digital corruption has brought society unto
The brink of destruction!
And now, we are hunted by zombies and robots (digital robots)!
We have the power, drawn from the very earth itself!
Unlimited energy!
Harnessed by our Tesla Coils, we can make the world anew (a better society)!
In the name of Tesla, we shall rule the world!

Nikola Tesla…

We will destroy the robots!
And then zombie horde!
Strike down all who oppose us!
Rebuild society!
We will usher forth a more perfect civilization,
and as it prospers, there will be much rejoicing!


Engage the Tesla Coil!!!